this is one i just couldn't forget.
mykah: how is the doctor going to get baby jaxton out? (THE dreaded question.)
me: (not knowing how to respond) well, how do you think he will get him out?
mykah: (without hesitation AT ALL) he will probably cut off your big toe, go up through your leg, pull the baby out past your hiney, through your leg again and out your toe.
me: (trying not to laugh) yep, that sounds like a great idea.
where does she get these things?!?!