{ got the lazies? }

i do.  i pretty much lack any and all motivation, energy, and whatever else it takes to not be lazy.  i need a swift kick in the rear.  in an attempt to "get my life organized", i've simply become even more lazy than before.  maybe it's the crazy texas weather?  more likely, it's because i don't take care of myself and, at the critical points in my life, my boat rocks.  no smooth sailing for me right now.   

so, where's that swift kick when i need it?  for all you non-losers that actually might read my blog, me and several friends are doing our own version of the biggest loser.  so i've lost 5 pounds.  pat me on the back.  but i haven't tried.  i haven't worked out.  i haven't put my new treadmill to use hardly at all.  i've eaten better than i usually do and actually have drank water, but that's all.  that's not good enough for me.  i want to be the best.  the best loser.  the best mom.  the best wife.  they best "housekeeper".  the best christian.  and right now, i stink. 

any great words of inspiration other than "go take a hot shower and get over it" ???