next time you only get three hours of sleep, please, i beg you, wake up enough to see whether you are using blistex instead of baby orajel on your lips. you will certianly remember an hour later when your lips are still numb, but, by then, it's too late.
also, next time your 2 year old decides to lock herself in the car before you can get her out, stay calm. don't cause a scene, even if you are in your driveway. the neighbors are still staring. AND, next time, or every time it happens since it is fun for her to see mommy panic, remember that you have the keys in your hand with the controller to unlock the whole car at once.
and next time your hubby calls to tell you that we are leaving to go to oklahoma TONIGHT, stay calm. it usually leads to previous mentioned occurences and we don't want those to happen again. ever. an already panicked mommy who panics again is so not pretty. and remember to sweetly remind your hubby how even more cuckoo it makes you to not be able to plan and make necessary lists for said trip to another state with two small children.
i'm just sayin'.
until next time,
erin
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